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And other things contradictory… A strong believer in Chapter III of the Constitution of Sri Lanka. Article 14, Paragraph 1, A. It reads “Every citizen is entitled to the freedom of speech and expression including publication.”

Minister Mahinda Samarasinghe sets Unprecedented Precedent

Mahinda Samarasinghe made a breakthrough statement at the UN Human Rights Council on the 4th.

Minister of Disaster Management and Human Rights, Mahinda Samarasinghe responding to the earlier statements made by a few countries on the situation in Sri Lanka strongly refuted the assertion that the situation has worsened.

He said “We regret one or two statements made here, that fly in the face of all concrete evidence, that the situation in Sri Lanka is deteriorating, when we have dealt more firmly with terrorism, with far-less damage to civilians, than in any comparative situation.

(Defence.lk – 4/3/2007)

Following the example, Sir Elton John stated that he is not gay, George W said that Iraq was under complete control of the US and Hugh Hefner said that the girls are there to help him keep the Mansion clean. I also made a breakthrough statement, in which I finally declared that I’m damn cute.

The Air Traffic Controller at the Bandaranaike International Airport during an official media conference said that they have tracked a number of flying objects which they’ve later identified as pigs. So, pigs have officially flown.

7 Responses to “Minister Mahinda Samarasinghe sets Unprecedented Precedent”

  1. Really? Pigs? i thought they were Snakes. And of a quite large size I might add..

    :D

  2. No no… Definitely pigs… Snakes were flying over Geneva on the 4th…

  3. You can write it in a funny way to get the crowd into your stupid blog, but the Government is doing it’s best to improve the Human Rights situation in Sri Lanka. All you western-ass kissing NGO people shout about Human Rights. Where are you when the LTTE is killing innocent civilians? Stop going after money and start loving your country.

  4. Sinhalaya, I think you’re being very naive if you want to convince the LTTE to respect human rights.

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  6. Good blog, interesting writing.

  7. Stop it man…..what bloody human rights is the government going against? Its a bloody war against separatism we are fighting here…the government is doing its best to stop civilians being harmed…but hey who’s using them as human shields? Did any of you people speak out against the US bombardment in Syria? You buggers are scared shit of telling Uncle Sam about human rights and are trying to bully Sri Lanka into giving up its sovereignty…suggestion: help finish the war without shouting from roof tops about so called human rights violations!


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